W. C. Fields Quote About Food
William Claude Dukenfield, known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor and juggler known for his drinking and contempt for dogs, children, and women.
“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”
“A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.”
“Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.”
“Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.”
“Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.”
“The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.”
“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
“I drink therefore I am.”
“I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.”
“Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.”
