Funny Quotes About Vegetables
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.” –Jim Davis
“A cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar and then thrown out, as good for nothing.” –Samuel Johnson
“An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.” –Will Rogers
“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.” –Doug Larson
“Oil and potatoes both grow underground so french fries may have eventually produced themselves, had they not been invented.” –A.J. Esther
“Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.” –Fran Lebowitz
“Life is an onion and one cries while peeling it.” –French Proverb
“Shipping is a terrible thing to do to vegetables. They probably get jet-lagged, just like people.” –Elizabeth Berry
“Asparagus inspires gentle thoughts.” –Charles Lamb
“Explaining why he had turned down an invitation to a vegetarian gala dinner: “The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.” –George Bernard Shaw
