Quotes About Pies
Pie Facts: One survey found that apple pie is the favorite pie flavor out of one of four Americans, followed by pumpkin, chocolate, lemon meringue, and cherry.
“If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.” –Carl Sagan
“There is something in the red of a raspberry pie that looks as good to a man as the red in a sheep looks to a wolf.” –E.W. Howe
“When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it’s not, mmmmmmmm, boy.” –Jack Handy
“Good apple pies are a considerable part of our domestic happiness.” –Jane Austen
“Pessimism is as American as apple pie—frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.” –George F. Will
“A boy doesn’t have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn’t like pie when he sees there isn’t enough to go around.” –E.W. Howe
“I don’t think a really good pie can be made without a dozen or so children peeking over your shoulder as you stoop to look in at it every little while.” –John Gould
“But I, when I undress me
Each night, upon my knees
Will ask the Lord to bless me
With apple-pie and cheese.”
–Eugene Field
Each night, upon my knees
Will ask the Lord to bless me
With apple-pie and cheese.”
–Eugene Field
“I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don’t require as much cooking.” –Carrie Snow
“A mother is a person who, seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.” –Tenneva Jordan
