Quotes About Lemons
“If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.” –Conan O’Brien
“We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.” –Alfred Newman
“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” –Ron White
“Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha explained how to get ink off your fingers using seltzer water and lemon juice.” –Conan O’Brien
“For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here’s a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?” –Jack Handy
“If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys” –Unknown
“It is probable that the lemon is the most valuable of all fruit for preserving health.” –Maud Grieve
“If life gives you a lemon, make lemonade. However—if life gives you a pickle, you might as well give up, because pickle-ade is disgusting.” –Clifton J. Gray
“Do you know the land where the lemon-trees flower?” –Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts.” –Unknown
