Quotes About Fruits
“A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do.” –P.J. O’Rourke
“A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy?” –Albert Einstein
And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.” –George Carlin
“Vegetables are the food of the earth; fruit seems more the food of the heavens.” –Sepal Felicivant
“This special feeling towards fruit, its glory and abundance, is I would say universal….we respond to strawberry fields or cherry orchards with a delight that a cabbage patch or even an elegant vegetable garden cannot provoke.” –Jane Grigson
“You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.” –Will Rogers
“Watermelon—it’s a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face.” –Enrico Caruso
“A prune is a plum that has seen better days.” –Anonymous
“A grapefruit is a lemon that had a chance and took advantage of it.” –Anonymous
“A raisin is a worried-looking grape.” –Anonymous
“Give me books, fruit, French wine, and fine weather and a little music out of doors played by someone I do not know.” –John Keats
“As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable — until I realized it wasn’t a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!” —Jack Handy
“The persimmon’s bitter power of astringency is surprising, and seems capable of suspending for a time all the faculties of the lips, and binds up the risible muscles of the sufferer to the same extent that it excites those of a spectator.” –Charles Augustus Murray
