Quotes About Donuts
“Anyhow, the hole in the doughnut is at least digestible.” –H.L. Mencken
“The bagel, an unsweetened doughnut with rigor mortis.” –Beatrice and Ira Freeman
“Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do?” –Homer Simpson
“This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.” –Dan Castellaneta
“I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.” –John Belushi
“Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole!” –Oscar Wilde
“A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed.” –George Rosenbaum
“I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut… I don’t need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this. I can’t imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, ‘Don’t even act like I didn’t get that doughnut, I’ve got the documentation right here… It’s in my file at home. …Under ‘D.’” –Mitch Hedberg
Doughnuts are “a large dish of balls of sweetened dough fried in hog’s fat and called dough nuts or oly koeks.’” –Washington Irving
“mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.” –Homer Simpson
