Quotes About Desserts
“Bring on the dessert. I think I am about to die.” –Pierette Brillat-Savarin
“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.” –Erma Bombeck
“Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.” –The Anarchist Cookbook
“People come to me with their heads held high and announce that they do not eat sugar anymore, as though they have tackled one of life’s deadly sins. My response is to ask them how long they have had this problem and if they have considered seeing a psychiatrist.” –Emily Luchetti
“It’s nice to eat a good hunk of beef but you want a light dessert, too.” –Arthur Fiedler
“Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!” –Unknown
“Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.” –Ernestine Ulmer
“I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert. ” –Jason Love
“I leave my fats for dessert.” –Bruce Mathews
“Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold.” –Judith Olney
“Anyone who uses the phrase ‘easy as taking candy from a baby’ has never tried taking candy from a baby.” –Unknown
“Candy Corn is the only candy in the history of America that’s never been advertised. And there’s a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.” –Lewis Black
“Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook.” –Ambrose Bierce
“Fudge is a noun, a verb, an interjection, and delicious!” –Jessi Lane Adams
