Quotes About Cookies
The average American consumes approximately 300 cookies per year.
“Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o’clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.” –Barbara Jordan
“I don’t drown my sorrows; I suffocate them with chocolate chip cookies.” –Unknown
“Cookies are made of butter and love.” –Norwegian Proverb
“When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won’t dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because that Raid really doesn’t taste that bad.” –Janette Barber
“When I was four years old, my mother used to bring me a cookie every time she came home from the market. I always went to the front yard and took my time eating it, sometimes half an hour or forty-five minutes for one cookie. I would take a small bite and look up at the sky. Then I would touch the dog with my feet and take another small bit. I just enjoyed being there, with the sky, the earth, the bamboo thickets, the cat, the dog, the flowers…. I was entirely in the present moment with my cookie.” –Thich Nhat Hanh
“I was not a classic mother. But my kids were never palmed off to boarding school. So, I didn’t bake cookies. You can buy cookies, but you can’t buy love.” –Raquel Welch
“It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong it’s the way the egg rolls.” –Robert Orben
“A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.” –Unknown
“I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff.” –Sandra Bullock
“Broken cookies don’t have calories.” –Unknown
