Quotes About Chocolate

“Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate.” –Unknown

“There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who love chocolate, and communists.” –Leslie Moak Murray

“There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.” –Unknown

“Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.” –Sandra Boynton

“Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands–and then eat just one of the pieces.” –Judith Viorst

“Nobody knows the truffles I’ve seen!” –Unknown

“Put the chocolate in the bag and nobody gets hurt.” –Unknown

“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” –Charles Dickens

“Chocolate, of course, is the stuff of which fantasies are made. Rich, dark, velvety-smooth fantasies that envelop the senses and stir the passions. Chocolate is madness; chocolate is delight.” –Judith Olney

“If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.” –Unknown

“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” –Dave Barry

“Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.” –Fernando Pessoa

“Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing.” –Milton Snavely Hershey

“Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.” –Lora Brody

“Save the earth. It’s the only planet with chocolate.” –Unknown

“Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be.” –Unknown

“Chocolate remedies adversity.” –Jareb Teague

“Fruit only angers my need for chocolate.” –Jason Love

“If there’s no chocolate in heaven, I’m not going.” –Unknown

“Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight.” –Jason Love

“In the beginning, the Lord created chocolate, and he saw that it was good. Then he separated the light from the dark, and it was better.” –Unknown