Quotes About Cakes
“Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.” –Unknown
“You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’” –Jerry Seinfeld
“The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake.” –American proverb
“When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”F off. What good is a goddamn cake you can’t eat? What should I eat, someone else’s cake instead?” –George Carlin
“How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue…and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go?” –Rita Rudner
“The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.” –Johnny Carson
“I went to the store to bye a candle holder. They didn’t have one so I got a cake.” –Mitch Hedberg
“For months they have lain in wait…and now they are upon us, sodden with alcohol, their massive bodies bulging with strange green protuberances, attacking us in our homes…at our offices—there is no escape, it is the hour of the fruitcake.” –Deborah Papier
“You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” –Bob Hope
“I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it.” –Lesley Boone
“While an eon, as someone has observed, may be two people and a ham, a fruitcake is forever.” –Russell Baker
“A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes that he has got the biggest piece.” –Paul Gauguin
“All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.” –George Harrison
